Did someone ask me…
If I wanted to enroll?
I don’t recall completing a form,
Or paying a fee to be here.
University of Life they call it
But tutors move the goalposts
Ever-changing syllabus; no holidays
No graduation or certificate.
Caretakers occasionally appear
before vanishing through the fog
Some classrooms are empty
No exams – just gotta remember
Assemblies chaotic and dangerous
Permanent alumni rotating
Endless corridors , doors often locked,
Whiteboards flicker as OHP fizzes.